Tired of being at the grown-up table? Looking for a way out of that heated political discussion? Grab a glass of wine, ok, maybe the rest of the bottle, and hide yourself away as you build your own custom emoji. The time-wasting geniuses at Phlntn have created the Emoji Builder, letting you customize and bring your emoji dream to life.
It’s amazingly easy, in fact, it only took me five minutes (excluding a coffee break to ponder my design) to create this stunning portrait you see before you. I have titled my artistic masterpiece “squinting see-no-evil man with open mouth and monkey hand”.
The toggles and design at Emoji Builder allow you to draft these groundbreaking art pieces and save them to a folder for you to download. With a plea at the top of the page crying out “Apple pls don’t sue me” this is all for fun.
So when your uncle starts asking about why you don’t pick the bones clean on the turkey, or your strange cousin starts asking to “take a walk”, or good ol’ aunt Edna passes out in her chardonnay, find a nice quiet place to dream up the most benign and moronic emojis you can think of.
As soon as they add a wine glass, my self-portrait will be complete!